Saturday, November 22, 2008

Nvidia Problem

Curse you Nvidia!!! I was playing Fallout 3 and the scariest thing happened: pixels were randomly changing color! I could barely make out the game and I immediately restarted my laptop. How am I supposed to play now?! If my video card breaks then how am I supposed to use my laptop? It's not like I can go out and easily buy a replacement video card. Curse you Nvidia! May the people responsible have their eyes rot out of their skulls at their happiest moment and may their love ones turn and scorn them away.

Curse you Nvidia for selling poor quality cards. I curse you a billion times. I have always used Nvidia cards since the first time I bought one six years ago. I have always enjoyed the stunning graphics of the games I have played on my beloved cards. No more. Curse you Nvidia. I curse you.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Honey and Calamansi

Eherm. Test results have confirmed that Honey and Calamansi together has a powerful laxative effect. Subsequent testing to determine which parts and in what concentration of the solution have been vehemently denied.